yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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