i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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