Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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