it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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