sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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