i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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