She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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