Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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