Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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