D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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