So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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