we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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