You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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