Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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