There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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