i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
