another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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