how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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