HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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