Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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