Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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