the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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