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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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