Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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