Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I miss vodka workout Fridays
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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