i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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