Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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