3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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