What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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