she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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