Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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