this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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