wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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