Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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