Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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