I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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