That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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