Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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