I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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