Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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