love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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