I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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