their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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