I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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