Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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