so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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