1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just wanna be euthanized
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Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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