I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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