the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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