That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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