Me. At least after what I've been through.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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