I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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