Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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