I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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