you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have fence marks all over my body
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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